Thursday, September 28, 2017

Oh Great, Another F*cking Blog: Part 2


~Riss
I’m the begrudging de-facto-leader of this ragtag little group. I’m a planner: not necessarily a good one, but I try (and, at least, it looks like I succeed).
I have the attention span of a goldfish; pretty much everything distracts me. A lifelong and constant search for balance is my only saving grace. I manage to be extremely confident in some areas while simultaneously crippled by anxiety in others. One thing that helps me deal with my anxiety is planning my next adventure. I always give myself something to look forward to. I have an overwhelming drive to observe the ridiculous. It keeps me moving forward.
I have more costumes than any reasonable adult should, but I hate being the direct center of attention. I like to observe and report, but not in a Seth Rogen way. It helps that I am usually surrounded by people even more ridiculous than I am.  I seem to be a magnet for weird experiences, they find me even when I’m trying to be good and mind my own damn business. You see, apparently, I have a very inviting face. Ever gone up to a stranger and had no idea why you overshared everything about your life? I was probably that stranger. I’m not overly friendly, empathetic, or wise, but, more often than not, I’m at least open minded. You learn a lot of things when you listen to the "weird" ones.

My sense of humor can be abrasive, but you’ll get used to it… Or you won’t. I don’t know you’re life. I’m not the fuzziest but I do what I believe is right and genuinely enjoy helping people. Just don’t tell anybody I said that. 

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